I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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