My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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