i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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