I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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