bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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