Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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