I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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