@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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