You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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