Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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