is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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