I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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