my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I need water and some morals
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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