Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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