at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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