dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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