Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Your penis caused this!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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