I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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