This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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