okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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