I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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