the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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