remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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