just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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