awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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