Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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