I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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