I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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