Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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