Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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