Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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