No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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