she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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