Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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