is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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