it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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