yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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