Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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