That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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