are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
