he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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