too bad you live with your parents still
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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