don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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