just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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