I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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