You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My vagina is very pro this idea
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