Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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