Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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