So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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