We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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