I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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